No! Don't Touch My Pepsi !

Tattoo My Eyeballs

2009-05-13T01:24:00.000-07:00

OMG! I've been dying to get a tat for years. Just never made up my mind yet. But when I saw this picture,an album cover for The Electric Diorama, I felt in love with it. I knew from then on that I'm going to get that on me. Finally, my souls in peace.

Anyways, speaking about tats, you get a lot of people doing different kinds of tat on their anatonamy (nose, ass,boobs...etc. You name it) But did you know you could actually tattoo your fucking EYEBALLS !!! these days. I found out on Youtube and the first thought that came to mind was "Great ,now some dickhead out there thought that because he ran out of space to get a tat that he really wanted, he's going to do his eyeballs" Tats are ireversible for a fact. And maybe this dude think it's okay that he could get a pair of new ones.

So far, there's 2 dudes that I know had done it. The first dude, was an ass, dumb enough to wanna colour one of each of his eyeballs Orange & Blue. Seriously, those colours are not really the best combination out there. And I don't think I like the idea of chems in my eyeballs. The process seem like torture and there's that risk of going blind.

I bet that hurts a lot. We get dust in our eyes even we can't stand it. So imagine a syringe being injected into your eyeballs. But somehow it's kinda cool. In a way. I wonder what else people are gonna wanna tattoo next. So here's a vid.

Cloning?To Agree or to Disagree?

2009-05-07T22:49:00.000-07:00

We had EST exam today. There's this essay about cloning and we had to state our opinions on the matter. Me and Hobo (Phoebe) had our first nerdy argument. And I'm doing this to document the moment cause we're not likely to have one all the time. So, this fascinates me.

Me : So what did you put for your exams?
PB : I disagreed.
Me : Why?
PB : Because human cloning is wrong!
Me : But what about patients who's been waiting all their life for an organ donor?What about couples that can't have kids?
PB : What if something goes wrong? The side effects? Sides, there's more failures than sucess.
Me : But it's common to fail. I mean in order to gain success we fail. * Ignores her and turns to Theresa*
PB : *slaps my tigh* Listen! Listen! It goes against nature.
Me : Theresa! Pick a side! Pick a side!

Theresa just gave me this dumbfounded look. Guess she didn't know what to say.

PB : *stops for a moment* OMG! We're arguing like geeks. *laughs*
Me : I'm so proud of us. We had our first argument. Theraping. *contented*
PB : Do you realised our conversation when from a perverted convo to a geeky one.
Me : *Laughs and nods head* Yeah! Anyways, what did you put for yours Theresa?
Theresa : I disagreed.

I just stared at her in disbelief. So much for not wanting to be biased.

Anyways, I totally support cloning. To prove that, I like the idea of cloning myself. Maybe, a midget me. Ha-Ha! There's a tall Ray and a small one. I know the whole twin gone wrong thing but the idea of it is really intriguing. Sides, I'd like to see myself in person.

RAY . GONE . MIDGET

My Hamsters Are Foreigners

2009-04-30T01:48:00.000-07:00

Until today, I still can't believe that my dad got us hamsters. And I don't see the point of getting them (hamsters don't really appeal to me). The fact that, he doesn't approve on getting more pets when Obama & McCain (my dogs) are already too much to handle. But so far, my best guess is because of my cousin, Keane. Kids and their ability to persuade.*sighs* I wish I can do that to get myself a new board I've wanted since last month. Blah!

Anyways, I was excited at first but got bored of them. Haha. Hamsters are not fascinating creatures, aren't they? They sleep and eat. That's all.

But guess what I decided to name them? And it's a very original one too. And no, it has nothing to do with oranges? So? Okay, pretend to be surprise even if you knew the answer. Brace yourself.

PORK EL NACHOS & BOB

Haha! See how spanish it sounds - Nachos. There's like a certain flair to it. And Bob, well, the real one was pretty lengthy so I decided to change it: Mr Ma's Phish.

Save Yourself!

2009-04-30T00:55:00.000-07:00

Yeah, my first officially blog. Haha. * clasps hands enthusiastically* Anyways, I thought I was never ever going to post anything in here. Thought, it'll take me a year or so to finally post start on it. And so, as you can see now, this is the source of my current excitement. Besides that, the design that I'm using for my blog might be temporary. It just annoys me that there's much of the pink and girly elements in it.

PINK . CAUSES . EYE . CANCER

Toes Go Vege!

2009-04-26T23:11:00.000-07:00

I get easily distracted these day. It's like some sort of weird syndrome that me and my friends had developed over these past few months. And overly engrossed in such a small thing. Maybe, it's cause I'm going on strong and sober without my Pepsi. *sighs* The last can was like three days ago. I'm a caffeine deprived junkie, that's why.

Anyways, today was the most historic day in my life where I've discovered the urm... Art (?) of "TOE WIGGLING". Yeah! That sounds weird. Hahah. Sides, it's just for the fun of it. Doing it, just makes me feel that my toes are still there. So they're not going vege on me. I feel sorry for comatose patients now. Haha. They'll never be able to indulge in my toe wiggling sensation.

IF. MY . TOES . COULD. BE . A . VEGETABLE . THEY . WOULD . BE . CARROTS